Elizabeth Downie: Me, In Winter

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Me, In Winter

5 comments:

Katherine said...: I agree wholeheartedly!!! The last picture is perfect!!!!; February 12, 2013 at 11:01 PM
Joyce and Bill said...: I want a like button !!! :-); February 12, 2013 at 11:03 PM
violet50 said...: Your pictures are so funny! You've got to keep drawing! You promise that you will and then don't. Do it! This is a great post and so reflective of how we are all feeling right about now. Thanks!!; February 13, 2013 at 11:52 PM
)en said...: amen amen amenamenamen; February 14, 2013 at 7:37 PM
DTR said...: You need to update this for March.; March 5, 2013 at 2:17 PM

Quotes that make me laugh

"He gave us his magic and then he disappeared. Just like Toad the Wet Sprocket." - Gene, Bob's Burgers

"Listen to me. NOBODY on the computer is having as good of a time as you think they are." - Mike, The Middle

"It took me all day, but I got the ten signatures I needed! I'm running for student body president!" - George Michael, Arrested Development

(Snooping on someone's phone) "He hasn't gotten an email in... twelve days!?! Is he a ghost!? The only ones he gets are spam... and he responds to them! I think I'm going to be sick!!" - Tom Haverford, Parks and Rec

"Life is precious. And if I die, I want my... son... to know the dealio. The dealio of life." - Michael Scott, The Office

"Don't you make noises at me you judge-a-roo. Go play your judgery-do." - Linda, Bob's Burgers

"Somebody threw a snow-cone at my windshield today. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying." - Teddy, Bob's Burgers

"Stop calling me the Prince of Darkness. That's how rumors get started." - Monk

"I'm giving you an all tomato, meaning you give me the whole tomato or else." - Troy, Community

Tracy, talking about Weird Al: Don't you understand? He's going to parady you again! That's what he does! That's all he does! You can't stop him!
Jenna: Unless I write a song that can't be parodied.
Tracy: Impossible. What do think Phil Collins was trying to do with Sussudio!?
-30 Rock

"20 year old girls! They think I'm awesome! Look at them! They don't know what Saved By the Bell is and they've never felt pain!!" - Nick, New Girl

"Due to my campaign, the romantic aspect of our relationship is over, and I am totally fine with that. But Ben and I have so much in common! I mean, we're amazing friends! And friendship is better because friends help you move, they drive you to the airport! Boyfriends just.... love you and marry you."
- Leslie, Parks and Rec

Claire: You know that really dangerous intersection?
Phil: Where desire meets jealousy and the result is murder?
Claire: Uhuh. The one where I almost killed you this morning.
Phil: Oh yeah, that was my bad. I got lost in my jams! Dangerous combo: speed walking and Speedwagon. Oh! I wasn't even trying for that!
- Modern Family

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really. When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it on 911, but it certainly didn't help.
-Arrested Development

"I don't want to talk about it Ken! You'll hear all I have to say about Jack Donaghy in my tell-all book, 'Betrayal, COLON, What Really Happened With My Baseball Team, COMMA, Disaster at Knuckle Beach, QUESTION MARK."
- Tracy, 30 Rock

Burt: "You seem real happy to keep pining for her! You pine, pine, pine, but you don't do anything! You just sit there like a log!"
Virginia: "A pine log!"
Burt: "Which is the worst kind of log! Best log? Yule. Best Yule? Brenner. Best Brenner? David. Best David? That's where it starts to get complicated."
- Raising Hope

"Camping sucks! It's super boring. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy." - April, Parks and Rec

"Andy!! I don't even want to be here! The air is too fresh - it's disgusting. I can't breathe. And there's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. SHUT UP!" -April, Parks and Rec

Shawn: "Gus, don't be the ribs that flip over Fred Flintstone's car. I know you're not completely sold on my hit man theory, but I need you to suspend your disbelief and hop onboard the streetcar named Shawnzire."
Gus: "Dude, you know how that metaphor makes me uncomfortable." -Psych

"You had me at meat tornado." - Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec

"So dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get?" - Alex
"Cats, mostly." - Phil -Modern Family

"The parade was awesome. Angela Lansbury was the grand marshall. Good times, she wrote." - Phil, Modern Family

"What?!? I don't have $30,000 laying around! I have it buried very deeply. And I don't want to have to dig past a certain someone to get it." - Dwight, The Office

"When you're a kid, I remember really loving going to bed. There was one time where I actually laughed myself to sleep, 'cause I couldn't believe me luck. - Karl Pilkington

"And so our employee of the month is the late Roger Dusset, who tragically died from complications due to union organizing." - Mr. Burns, The Simpsons

Ron: "I'm hungry."
Leslie: "Ok, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack."
Ron: "I ate it already. I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it's gone and I hate everything." - Parks and Rec

Shawn: "Lassy, where did you go? We were totally filming your speech!"
Gus: "And we need you to sign a release for America's Funniest Home Videos." -Psych

"I've been with NBC for a really long time. A really long time. Remember the Cosby Show? I was Rudy." - Conan O'Brien

"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory!" - Tracy, 30 Rock

"Can we go to Banana Republic? I have a crush on a mannequin there." - Millhouse, The Simpsons

"I just stopped by to thank you. You've been really supportive of me during my transformation to hideous man-beast." - Harvey, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

In reference to the date being 9/9/9: "I haven't heard that many nein's since I dated that German woman." - Conan O'Brien "

"Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued. The sense of wellness it created in relationships was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown." - Tobias Funke, Arrested Development

"I am single now. What we have here is the ultimate smackdown between the nard dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win." - Andy Bernard, The Office

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